Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
