"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Randomize
