absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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