Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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