The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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