I don't think brook has ever known best
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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