Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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