If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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