what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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