i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
