don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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