Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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