the condom got lost in my hair
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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