she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
And then he peed in my hair
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