Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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