the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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