i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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