I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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