Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Your penis caused this!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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