drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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