hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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