S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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