I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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