god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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