There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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