Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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