I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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