It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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