The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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