The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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