Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
