I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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