I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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