Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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