But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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