just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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