I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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