i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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