He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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