Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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