we have pet lesbian snakes
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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