He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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