i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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