You're so nebulous sometimes
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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