note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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