you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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