this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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