Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Too much gin, very little bucket
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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