He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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