and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I need to calm my uterus...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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