i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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